Pride of the President- PTV !

Ad published on 8 july in DAWN

I have got a chance to mess up with advertising as a subject in one of my semester. So, with all the knowledge and handiness that I have learned so far drive me to do this creative chore.
Note: the following script has been the victim of my dexterity. : P

HEADLINE:

“In our monkey business, corruption comes in a matter of seconds”.

SUB HEADLINE:

“Non stop gibberish of P(seud) TV.”
It’s airless!

BODY COPY:

P(seud)TV has futile transmission hours strong history, making us the most crooked hand in Pakistan’s TV history. But this callowness did not come to us overnight; we learned the ropes of incompetence and fiddled with your minds time and again. Our time was squandered to misapprehend information and give our audience stultifying experience of boredom. From 1964 when PTV started with its first hour of blabbing until today, we have been dragging a head to screw you up 24/7—year after year dashing your expectations by our doltishness. As your president airwaves carrier we feel responsible for every second on the dial to commend or eulogize his stature more and more.

SLOGAN:

All new bullshit—coming soon